kyei
A bad ass who could be an asshole but super smart
Kyei is a guy
Kyei yourself
To wildcard in FPL and end up with a worse team than you started with. Usually culminates in your team going to last place from a much higher position. This is a legendary feat only achievable by extremely talented losers.
You should kyei yourself in game week 6 just to give your competitors some false hope. Be careful though, the last guy to try it stayed last for the season
Jared Kyei
Jared ''Fast dick Frozone'' Kyei, is a sexy ass beast of a man and also an annoying mf. He likes to suck his mom's dick and somtimes his but with no luck. He also likes touching girl's boobies by ''accident''. He's the sort of person that sits in the front and watches your stupidity evolve with utter disbeleif. He fucked The Principal once in the ass before licking the shit off his dick with help of his trusty gimp. Thwy both procede to get married on a kinky sex swing meant for furries OOPS! i guess...
Jared Kyei is god himself and also the simpiest and gimpiest of all. He is the ultime anti-pussy machine