Kyle Hardy
An awesome sauce cool cat who can only be decribed by adjectives combining other adjectives together like "bossome". Possibly a bass god who has taken the form of a 20 year old guy just to troll the other music gods. Posesses the jankiest of jank cars, but still manages to make women snap at the neck as he rolls up.
A person learning bass may exclaim "Omg guys! I almost got that Kyle Hardy bass riff under my belt"