as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

俚语	as pissed as a mattress
释义	as pissed as a mattress Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway... "He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress" "I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night" "Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him" "Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress" "No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress" "Don't hit me again, Officer" pissed as your nans mattress nans mattress, pisseds aS After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress
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