Asplundher
The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
Asplundh
1)Following anal sex, if the penis is removed too quickly, the suction may cause poo to splatter on the pitcher.
2)A song about elevators.
2)A song about elevators.
"Oh man, she asplundhed you? You must have pulled out too fast!"
Asplundh
I work at asplundh
Asplundh
Asplundh (Aka Ass Plunder)
A company serving the Greater Philadelphia area and beyond that publicly brands itself as a tree company. Secretly, the company actually serves the area by stealing little girls’ — and occasionally boys’ — assholes (Hense the name “Ass Plunder”). If the service is requested on weekends, one can expect to pay double the fee.
Mike: Yo Stoney, I’m having Asplundh come trim that massive tree in my backyard tomorrow. Shit looks like it’s about to fall over.
Stoney: Bro... do not hire these mofos they will steal your kids assholes. They’re called Asplundh (Aka Ass Plunder). They might even steal your butthole too.
Mike: Whatever man, not a big deal. Happens to everyone at some point..
Stoney: Bro... do not hire these mofos they will steal your kids assholes. They’re called Asplundh (Aka Ass Plunder). They might even steal your butthole too.
Mike: Whatever man, not a big deal. Happens to everyone at some point..