The Kyrk

Drunkeness to the point of being unable to stand up straight and form cohesive, concise sentences. The Kyrk requires large amounts of alcohol, no or little food, and tends to happen in Las Vegas Nevada though can find you anywhere really. The Kyrk will cause you to disappear - a la Doug in the Hangover, only to come back in the form of a passed out drunken mess who shouts, "RAFAEL," in between shallow breaths.

Probably the best pwrson you'll ever meet in your life

Possibly the biggest asshole you will meet in your life. Most likely is a spoiled brat that does not know how to live life on his own. Likes to push his work off on other people because he feels like he is too good to do his own work.