kyrptochronicunalight
extra strong weed; will have you sittin on the stove for three hours staring at the fridgedator; but beware, may cause you to eat all your baby's cereal and clean shit that don't need cleanin; insurgents may come in yo house and steal the cocoa puffs off top of the fridgedator
"Everytime it smell like pinecones daddy be trippin off some kyrptochronicunalight!"