A squirrel
A young man looking for a nut.
“Be careful girl, that boy you’re talking to is a squirrel.”
Squirreled
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!
Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
Squirrelling it
To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"
Squirrel
The most terrifying creature ever created.
I was attacked by a squirrel.
Squirrelled
To be easily distracted by something - to be squirrelled.
I was talking to my friend when I was squirrelled by a conversation on the table behind us.
Squirrel
Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.
Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.
Squirrel
A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".
I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !