Kénji The Pizza Man
Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.
Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"
Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"
Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"