Labbee
A rare species that is spineless and cold blooded. Tends to bite off the balls of it's mate after conception and make a hand bag out of the ball skin. Typically a passive aggressive animal that is very friendly when you are face to face, but uses its venomous claws to tear the flesh off of your back when you turn away. A Labbee will prey on small children and it's ball-less mates. This rare species of carnivore is primarily found in the Mid-West, on the reservation, and sometimes migrates depending on the location of it's baby daddy.
"Was that a Labbee I just saw hiding in the bushes? I thought they only came out at night to suck the souls out of little children!"