Labotomy

See "lobotomy", you moronic products of the American educational system.

Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.

The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.

The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.

A cure for insanity used in the Medieval times. They would remove half of the brain leaving the person dead, and the insanity cured.

the act of surgery on someones head with intentions of making them severely retarded. ex. HANNIBAL

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.