La Brezza
The habitat in which only the world's most sexual, filthy, ape, cracked erotic escorts and amative testosterone men reside. Known for its loud and crazy parties and go-go dancers. Only the elite of Santa Barbara City College students are allowed to live here.
This morning I woke up in La Brezza next to a girl wearing nothing but go-go boots, scrapes on my legs and the bed was filled with raisins.