Lactard
A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.
P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.
Lactard
Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
Lactard
one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard
When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard
Lactard
1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way
2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy
2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy
1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard
2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard
2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard
Lactard
someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.
if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
lactard
A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"
"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"
lactarded
Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."