Lactard

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

俚语	lactardation
释义	Lactard A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not. P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that? P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had. P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant? P2: yeah, sorry. P1: lactard. lactard A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous. "Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?" "No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!" "How about we serve kugels and blintzes?" "Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?" lactarded Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent "Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?" "Dude i told you, she's lactarded" "Oh right..." lactard A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'. Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?" Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD". Person 1: "HA HA!" lactarded the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick. person: hey, do you want some milk? person: no thanks, im lactarded lactard a person who is lactose intolerant "Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard." Lactard Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence "Meg, just take a sip of this milk" "I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"
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