ladwig
Men who go bald before they reach puberty and have to wear either a wig or a toupee to compensate. They never really did have a childhood.
"Hey what is up with that kid's head?"
"He's just ladwigging."
"He's just ladwigging."
Ladwigging
Dragging the tip of an uncircumsized penis across the grundle/taint of another man
Hey dan, that ass is tight AF, let me start my pre entry by ladwigging your taint