lady ache
Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.
Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.
Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!
No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.
Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!
No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.