Lady Caca

"caca" is Italian for "shit". "Lady Caca" is the name for Lady Gaga given by people who don't care for her music (?!!) or her constant presence in the media with some new strange outfit every week.

If it looks like shit and it sounds like shit.....it's Lady Caca

A classy woman with a little bit of hood, she’s a suburban mum who brings main character energy on a weekend away. She has a penchant for faux fur vests, flat top shield sunglasses, pleather pants, designer bumbags (because - hands free), and leather fly swats. Occasionally you’ll find her sporting a lamp shade ballet skirt or wearing a hat, but only if she’s trying to scam leftover wine. Natural habitats include: cellar doors, country inns and small group bus tours. While she may work for the government, don’t be fooled, a Lady CaCa can drink like a fish and twerk like a pro. If you’re lucky, you may even catch her gyrating on a pool table (a remarkable phenomenon that occurs once every six months).

I have a name for Lady Caca's recent movie: House of Pussy! This is also what will happen if Lady Caca buys The Playboy Mansion! (I think it already was sold, but I don't know to whom.)

the new lady la caca oreos in store near you. also know for being the gays oreo