lady dog

The polite term you use instead of b*tch, so you don't get beat up by a girl for swearing.

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.

1. Noun: A childless, usually single female who has one or several dogs and treats them as surrogate children, referring to herself as "Mommy".

2. Noun: A female dog-owner who insults parents of actual children by insisting that caring for a dog is as difficult as raising a human child.

3. Noun: A woman who has a gift for interacting with animals, but has difficulty with human social interaction.

4. Noun: A woman who consistently bores others with unsolicited anecdotes about her pet's behaviour, propensities, or illnesses.

A lady in the Orange Park Country Club that looks like a mana with a huge ass dog that gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away so that she can get free sex.

Like a cat lady, but with dogs instead.

Unmarried woman with at least two full-size dogs living in her small townhouse or apartment. Dogs are usually huge (St. Bernards, Boxers, etc.) that eat & shit like horses. Similar to the Crazy Cat Lady, but she actually likes her dogs, using them to fill the man void in her life.

She's the coolest hot dog lady you will ever meet and she is out there doing her thing from the first warm days in spring until the climate changes in the fall....not to mention, she sells a damn good weiner! Look for her in the lot on the corner of Ocean Ave. and Surf Street.