lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.

A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

俚语	lady patch
释义	lady patch the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole. A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch. there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead. Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse? Guy 2: No what happened to her? Guy 1: She died Guy 2: Why did nobody help her? Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off Guy 2: Wtf!
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