lady thing
Anything pertaining to ladies. Lady things can range from tea parties to bodily functions. Generally a sore topic amongst men (in fact, you'll probably never hear a man refer to a lady thing as a "lady thing.")
"you hook with louise last night?"
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."
"nah she bored my boner with all this talk about lady things."
"wow, never say 'lady things' again."
lady-thing
An affectionate or comical term referring to a female friend.
"You're a precious lady-thing," or, "You're my little lady-thing."
silky lady things
What southern belles pack in the bottoms of their suitcases.
Gina's upstairs putting on her silky lady things.
The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.
The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.