lake erie

The Lake where Cleveland, Ohio calls it a beach

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

Totally cool campus! Must see! Lake erie college is a hidden gem in Ohio. It has one of the most spectacular small campuses I have ever seen, and the entire place is so student centered that everyone interacts all the time with the college's president! Cool!The students are really good looking, but mostly jocks. Female and male. They are really friendly and it has a great student culture and night life. The students are even entertained throughout the year in the presidents mansion for various school events. They even have a seret holiday when school is cancelled on a warm fall day. It is called mountian day and it is a blast. The college is alot of fun and it is pretty highly ranked and the only division 2 school in NE Ohio. I am really surprised that more people haven't heard of it. The only negative I saw was that some of the equestrian girls looked like thier horses, but the rest are really hot. The lax girls are hot too, but they and the equine girls are into preppy and pearls. So they are great if yout are into that type. I checked it out for lax and decided to stay. I don't regret it.

One of the best colleges in the mid-west for jocks and preppies! lake erie college

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.

The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.