Lake Newfield
A large puddle that, according to legend, forms in front of Newfield High School in Middle Country Central School District after a downpour. Unfortunately, distressed student tears do not count as downpours. (If they did, we'd have a lot more space to swim.)
"Do you want to go swimming?"
"Sure, let's go to Lake Newfield."
"Sure, let's go to Lake Newfield."