Lake Placid Surprise
A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!