ass-bitingly cold
the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.
Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.
15 minutes later
Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.
15 minutes later
Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.