lakons
A disease you get from eating too much bacon.
Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"
Lakoning
When one is mean or sometimes abusive to his/her significant other
“Woman! Bring me my sandwich!”
“Stop lakoning me!!!”
“Stop lakoning me!!!”