lambers

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Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

adj.
Having the properties of a Lambera.

Someone who picks their nose and says they were only scratching it

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

A type of flower allergy, named after the great and glorious Lamberence Echenton who was one of the most prestigious archers ever.

Someone who gets with heifers and thinks 2s are 10s, A lamber will bang anyone who can walk and talk.