Ass Bread
A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
Ass Bread
A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat
What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread
Dat sexy ass bread
A term used to compliment a chicks ass.
Damnnnnn, Sophia got Dat sexy ass bread.
bread ass nigga
A person who is acting soft
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch
You a bread ass nigga for not clapping him
Fry bread ass
Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass
That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!