ass-bum
a homeless person who is really mean and smells bad
I tried to give the ass-bum some changes but he peed on my shoes.
Professional Ass Bum
A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"
fake ass bum
Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.
Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.
Tight-Ass Bum
The Anal Cavity is one of three passages in the female body used for male sexual gratification.
The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.
If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.
If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum... These sluts are begging for you to cum inside their pussies or tight-ass bum! Watch as we fill five beautiful holes with hot love liquid. These fine-ass babes get stuffed with pounds of man meat until they are given a creamy treat!
Boo boo ass bum dude
Colton Davis, any person who sits around all day and is always up in your koolaid
See that boo boo ass bum dude sitting over their
cock ass bum dick shit fuck
An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."
bum ass
Extremely bad odor
Brian don't never wash. He smells like bum ass.