assburg
The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.
Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!
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Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.
I had assburgers last night after taco bell
I had assburgers last night after taco bell
assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"
~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
Assburgers
Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?
Yes, I think you have Assburgers.
Yes, I think you have Assburgers.
Assburgers
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
assburger
A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.
You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.
Assburgers
Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".
I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.