lame ranger

When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.