ass burrito
a large, well formed turd
Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.
Ass-to-Ass Burrito
A pink double-ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla.
"It would be so cool to be in a blanket burrito. Burrito supreme. Smothered Burrito. Ass-To-Ass Burrito."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."
"Is that like a double ended dildo, but a burrito?"
"It's like a pink double ended dildo, wrapped in a tortilla."
burrito ass
Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
After that meal, Big Daddy had a massive burrito ass that stained his pants.