ass butter
The substance that accumulates in the crevice between the buttocks. Typically composed of sweat, dead skin cells, environmental soil, and trace amounts of feces, its production is often facilitated by rigorous activity or long intervals without bathing. Known to possess a rather unpleasant odor and foul taste.
I say, how old is this yogurt, mother? It tastes like ass butter.
Ass Butter
The stuff you find in between your ass cheecks after not showering for days.
There was so much ass butter in the hobo's ass he could ass butter his toast.
Ass butter
Ass Butter: The cause of this occurrence is widely known among the over weight people that work in hot environments, as the body sweats the opening of the rectom sacreats a light yellow fluid with a pungent oder that has been recorded to smell from 6 feet away.
"Jason" fuck sake did u smell that fat cunt jump off that fork lift.
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!
"Kevin" yea bro, he must be seriously turning up some ass butter inbatween thoes cheeks !!
Ass Butter
That thick white spread you cake onto baby's asses when they have diarrhea. Could be Butt Paste, Desitin, etc... its all Ass Butter.
Wife: Damn it, will you shut that baby up?
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.
Husband: Sure, pass me the Ass Butter... he's due for another spread.
Ass Butter
The Perfect Topping For Any Toast
Jim: You Got Any Ass Butter
John: Check The Fridge
John: Check The Fridge
Ass Butter
a light garnish or spread. usually used on bagels or crumpets.
Archibald:"I say old boy, pass me the assbutter!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"
Reginald: "Righto you silly clown!"
Ass Butter
what comes out from a girls ass after sex
your ass is buttering!