ass cable
(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus
1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"
2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"
2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."