Ass cake
A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you
Joe: I love you
ass cakes
when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,
When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.
ass cakes
cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks
"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"
ass cake
moron, cocksucker
Searyx is a total ass cake.
Ass Cake
A horrible smell; originates from the smell of drying dog poo on a hot summer day
That milk is bad; it smells like an ass cake.
ass cake
a piece of shit that is round in shape
ass-caked
To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert
"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"