asscalator
When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.
Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.
Asscalate
When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.
"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"
"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"
"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"