Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).