Lanark County

A place in Ontario, close by Ottawa. In Lanark County, everybody has a twang in their voice. (Sort of like Trailer Park Boys) Every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all "Git'R'Done." They are hicks, and they invented mud boggin'. The small town, Lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. It is a true hick town

Oh, and according to the Ottawa Classic Rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.