ass cape
What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.
ass cape
A cape for your ass
Friend: Jon have you been working out? Your ass looks ridiculous
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
Jon: Nope I turned my apron into an ass cape. I've already been laid 6 times in the last 9 minutes
Ass Cape
A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.
Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!