Lancaster, CA
Located in the Antelope (forefathers killed all of them) Valley it is a rural desert with Joshua trees (named after a guy named Joshua), dirt, and dirt. Highly recommended for anyone looking to get within a certain amount of miles of their victims. A GREAT last resort for one's existence.
"where are the #$% palm trees? we this is California isn't it?!" sure it is! we are in Lancaster, CA.