land clam
A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street
LAND CLAM
A Caucasian female who frequents shore towns, wears short skirts/dresses that occasionally expose her vag.
Danny and I are going to Bamboo bar in hopes to sneak a peek at some land clams.
Land-Clam
Noun- Yet another euphemism for vagina.
Harry and I are going out trolling for land-clam.
Flying Land Clam
Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
Clam Land
The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
Land clam
A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.
I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.