landonese disease
when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE