land oyster
A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
land oyster
a fart
Who stepped on a land oyster
Land Oyster
A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter
Carrie smells like a land oyster