Alaskan Landpipe
The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
landpipe
a type of idiot who crosses streets while tying his/her shoe
hey, Don are you a landpipe?