landrum
amazing
beautiful
large penis
smart
funny
adorable
hot
best musician ever
beautiful
large penis
smart
funny
adorable
hot
best musician ever
i love that landrum look how sexy he is
Landrum
When a dude is making out with some skeez at the bar and she walks away, leaving his chubber exposed and causing him to cover his crotch and act the fool.
Jeff was sucking face with some chick at The Bear until she Landrumed him right in front of everyone.
Landrum bag
Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Riley Landrum
A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
The dirty landrum
(V.)A sexual move where the guy fingers a girl and procedes to lift her in the air while using his available arm to balance her, a very powerful move.
Damn Taylor just gave me "the dirty landrum" and I hit my head on the ceiling, and now I'm really sore.
Landrum Middle School
The worst middle school ever. A bunch of rich bitches go here and judge you for your clothes. The scene of a suicide and an attempt of suicide. The teachers here are Morons and the Principal is a dike.
Did you go to Landrum Middle School?
Yeah that place was hell!
Yeah that place was hell!
Landrum Middle School
all the bathroom smell like strawberries because people juul in them all day and also most of the bathrooms don’t have doors and we love hearing the sweet sounds of children emptying their bladders!!!!
“what’s 9+10?”
“21”
“you must of gone to landrum middle school”
“21”
“you must of gone to landrum middle school”