Lanedog's Aunt
The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.
Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.