ass chewing
a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.
I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.
chewed ass
Parts of your ass ripped or chewed off.
Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"
time to kick gum and chew ass
And I'm all out of ass
- Dick Kickem
- Dick Kickem
" Time to kick gum and chew ass...And I'm all out of ass".
I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass
A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
Ass Chewed
To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.
"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"