lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.

"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"

俚语	lanky bastard
释义	lanky bastard Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB. "Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!" "OI, LANKY BASTARD!"
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