Lanky Twang
The regional accent of the Lancashire/Greater Manchester area, since people originating from the area are often called 'Lanky'. A mix of skipped syllables, guttural stops and head-scratch-inducing slang.
Lanky: Ah were born int' Lankisher , an' ah'm prowd o' me 'eritige. Alreet?
Non-Lanky #1: What's he on about?
Non-Lanky 2: No idea. Was that Lanky Twang?
Non-Lanky #1: What's he on about?
Non-Lanky 2: No idea. Was that Lanky Twang?