Lapal
A friend (or "pal") with whom one has a flirty relationship that allows for and/or invites that person to sit on one's lap.
We never actually dated but after a couple drinks he always wanted me to be his lapal.
lapaling
When a person walks like an idiot and talks like an idiot
Brother: "Actually um the earth is flat."
Sister: "No it isnt you fucking lapaling!!"
Brother: "What the hell is a lapaling?"
Sister: "No it isnt you fucking lapaling!!"
Brother: "What the hell is a lapaling?"