lapcatted
physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.
"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"
lapcat
a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more
Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap