laptop dance
Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.
Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.
laptop dancing
Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!
Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!